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7 Powerful Time Management Tips

7 Powerful Time Management Tips

(by Prof. Paul J. Cline)

Learn to Speed Read – I can't begin to tell you how much time learning to speed read and save me over the years. It must be in the thousands of hours by now. I used a quick and simple system which only took me about 15 minutes a day for just 12 days (eight days for the basic training and four additional days for advanced training). I did this through a program called EyeQ (about $200, but $250 will get you 10 licenses!), which I found to be fun, quick and easy. You should easily double or triple your reading speed with this program, some people can even go 10 times faster.

Take Only Productive Action – One of the largest time wasters is people's unwillingness to review the day, month and year to get a full evaluation of how productive they been and see where they are time could be more productively spent. This simple process of self-evaluation can give you back years of time that would have otherwise been wasted. Don't put it off do it today!

Before You Start The Day – Plan The Day! – Study show that by simply planning out the day on paper you will typically save 25% of the time that you would have spent that day. This is a huge amount of time savings for something that typically takes 5-10 minutes. This planning will also make sure that you have all the necessary resources available to you that you will need during the day.

Networking – Its been known for a long time that people typically progress in life in direct proportion to the number of people who know them and like them. By gathering a larger network of friends and associates you can increase your resources exponentially, saving you a huge amount of time and money. Just remember, it is important to be a good friend to your network by seeing how you can help them before you ask them for help.

Voice Recognition Software - I love voice-recognition! You don't actually think I'm typing this article by hand do you? Voice recognition software is now at the stage where it can easily type 80-100 words per minute accurately versus 25 words per minute doing a quick hunt and peck. Windows actually includes the software for free as part of their package. I do recommend that you max out your computers RAM to keep this and all your programs moving quickly.

Get Mentors - Most people can pinpoint a small handful of people who account for most of the success they've had in their lives. For most people this is only about two to four people in a lifetime. How much farther ahead would you be if you had 5-6 powerful mentors currently, and ultimately utilized about a hundred over the course of your lifetime? Most people that are currently doing great, have great mentors. Mentors can save your huge amount of time and money, while supplying you with valuable networks and resources.

Train Your Staff in Time Management - I'm not sure how most companies miss this, but training staff in time management is one of the best (if not the best) return on investments a company can make. What would your company profits look like if all your staff suddenly became 15-50% more efficient? Most companies can get their staff trained in time management for $30 or less per person. If the average staff person only makes $15 per hour, the company would only have to save 4 hours per year in labor to double their money. Typically good time management training will save the company 200 or more hours per employee per year. How's that for return on investment? The question then becomes: Is your staff trained? If not, what are you waiting for?

Paul J. Cline MA CAGS CAP Ed.D (ABD) is a Trainer / Seminar Leader, University Professor, Author and local expert on Time Management. Paul is the founder of Advanced Training Seminars, providing seminars, consulting and coaching based in St. Petersburg, Florida (727) 204-0779. Email: paulcline7@yahoo.com - Visit our website at: www.advancedtrainingseminars.com - Check out our selection of FREE Articles and Useful Links & Resources.

WE'RE having a BOY!!!!

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We're Having a BOY!!

I can't believe it !!! If you look close you can see his hands, feet and face....

Real Estate is my passion, but fatherhood and being a husband is absolutely the best...................

Even better than when I came back from the Iraqi War in 2003.........

And yes we already have a name :

stay tuned......

Truth about Real Estate Investing.....

When I first started in this business of Real Estate Investing, I was no different than so many others who also wanted to step forward into real estate investing. I watched an infomercial and thought the free seminar it offered was just the item. Off I went to check out the free seminar and after spending 2500 dollars at the free seminar, I was ready and willing to be an investor! As you probably already know, my first big leap produced a sour deal. You see, a free seminar and 2500 dollars for a “how to” book and a “guideline” to finding properties simply is not enough to prepare a guy in the military on how to correctly invest in real estate.

I wised up and realized that what I really needed was some decent networking with other people in the business. Of course, this was a lesson I learned from another program also advertised on TV. Off I went to join the club mentorship program – for only 500 dollars a month!
(A healthy bit of cash for a person on US Army Sergeant’s pay).
After 5 months in the program and another 2500 dollars wasted, (Sorry I mean invested) I truly changed gears. The mentorship clubbing approach hadn’t made me any smarter and so many of the questions I had when I started the program, were still left unanswered. But there was some good that did come out of it. I made connections with people who were both in and around the club program and who knew of people who had mentored others.

That paid off. I met five men in the business, all who were willing to teach me in exchange for my willingness to work with them and for them. We’ll call them David, Noah, Moses, Sampson, and Solomon. There was no pay to me in the form of cash from any of them, but the knowledge I gained I have used to help build my net worth ever since. Most people would have chosen one of the five, but I wanted to learn as much as possible and from as many different perspectives as possible. And this is the way I did it:

I woke up at 3:30am to go the base and worked until 1:30pm and then worked for one of my mentors from 3pm till about 10pm Monday thru Saturday. One mentor in particular took the most interest in me. Even though he had a bad reputation in the area I worked for him. (I considered even this to be something I had to understand – what gave one a bad reputation and how valid was the label? I had to find out for myself. I learned all the trades in real estate through these guys. I worked at a Mortgage Brokerage Office, a Title Company, a Real Estate Attorney’s office, a Real Estate Appraiser, and Real estate broker. All during my mentoring stage, I learned so much and I pushed myself to learn something new Every Single Day. I truly believe that it is the push that makes you a player. That is the only way to truly be successful. And while I was learning from them, I truly believe they were learning from me. Long story short—
Sometimes you have to pay your DUES. First!!

To sum it all up, a “free seminar” fits in the category of anything that is too good to be true is not TRUE!

Save your money, find a mentor and be willing to pay your dues while you really learn the ropes. You will never regret the experience you gain from this.

I really hope this can help someone....

Respectfully,

Franklin Cruz

www.FrankinCruz.com

www.CruzTradeMarks.com